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Give it up for granny!

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It's been awhile since I had to laugh this much. This story was on facebook. Unfortunately the poster didn't include a link - only the story and a picture of the lady in question.

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'  :crazyfun:

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.  :crazyfun:

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.  :crazyfun:



Haha, that's hilarious.  :D  :D  :D



Hahaha   Love it.  :D



Brilliant, reminds me of my own dear granny who on being introduced to her grandson's rather snooty intended ,said, 'ach I know your family, your uncle was a wee bit simple,[less politically correct back then] o.O  used to sell bananas on the corner of High Street and helped the wee hawker on her rounds' :D .

My cousin was mortified. :D I was a teenager and had to leave the room as I was choking with laughter.

Last edited by peabs (27th Jan 2017 04:51 pm)


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